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  • thegaysassyfrenchy:

    squirtle-daddy:

    alwaysabeautifullife:

    alwaysabeautifullife:

    alwaysabeautifullife:

    alwaysabeautifullife:

    alwaysabeautifullife:

    alwaysabeautifullife:

    So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

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    Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

    Here’s the ones I came up with so far

    “You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

    “You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

    “You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

    “You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

    “You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

    Catholic edition:

    “You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

    “You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

    So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

    Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

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    Update

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    Your son is named Egg.

    Every part of this is hilarious

    (via chipotleho)

    Source: alwaysabeautifullife
    • 1 month ago
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  • pylertalma:

    the human experience

    (via thanhuki)

    Source: Porterr-Robinson
    • 1 month ago
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  • tuulikki:

    heathyr:

    legalizememes:

    bruh

    everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

    Lyrics in Faroese:

    Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg
    Galdramaður festi meg festi meg
    Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál
    Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

    Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg
    Galdramaður festi meg festi meg
    Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót
    Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

    English translation:

    Spellbound am I, am I
    The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me
    Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul
    In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

    Spellbound am I, am I
    The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me
    Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root

    Source: legalizememes
    • 6 months ago
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  • hollowedskin:
“ bleedingheartworks:
“ jordanparrished:
“ So somebody on my Facebook posted this. And I’ve seen sooooo many memes like it. Images of a canvas with nothing but a slash cut into it, or a giant blurry square of color, or a black circle on...

    hollowedskin:

    bleedingheartworks:

    jordanparrished:

    So somebody on my Facebook posted this. And I’ve seen sooooo many memes like it. Images of a canvas with nothing but a slash cut into it, or a giant blurry square of color, or a black circle on a white canvas. There are always hundreds of comments about how anyone could do that and it isn’t really art, or stories of the time someone dropped a glove on the floor of a museum and people started discussing the meaning of the piece, assuming it was an abstract found-objects type of sculpture.

    The painting on the left is a bay or lake or harbor with mountains in the background and some people going about their day in the foreground. It’s very pretty and it is skillfully painted. It’s a nice piece of art. It’s also just a landscape. I don’t recognize a signature style, the subject matter is far too common to narrow it down. I have no idea who painted that image.

    The painting on the right I recognized immediately. When I was studying abstraction and non-representational art, I didn’t study this painter in depth, but I remember the day we learned about him and specifically about this series of paintings. His name was Ad Reinhart, and this is one painting from a series he called the ultimate paintings. (Not ultimate as in the best, but ultimate as in last.)

    The day that my art history teacher showed us Ad Reinhart’s paintings, one guy in the class scoffed and made a comment that it was a scam, that Reinhart had slapped some black paint on the canvas and pretentious people who wanted to look smart gave him money for it. My teacher shut him down immediately. She told him that this is not a canvas that someone just painted black. It isn’t easy to tell from this photo, but there are groups of color, usually squares of very very very dark blue or red or green or brown. They are so dark that, if you saw them on their own, you would call each of them black. But when they are side by side their differences are apparent. Initially you stare at the piece thinking that THAT corner of the canvas is TRUE black. Then you begin to wonder if it is a deep green that only appears black because the area next to it is a deep, deep red. Or perhaps the “blue” is the true black and that red is actually brown. Or perhaps the blue is violet and the color next to it is the true black. The piece challenges the viewer’s perception. By the time you move on to the next painting, you’re left to wonder if maybe there have been other instances in which you believe something to be true but your perception is warped by some outside factor. And then you wonder if ANY of the colors were truly black. How can anything be cut and dry, black and white, when even black itself isn’t as absolute as you thought it was?

    People need to understand that not all art is about portraying a realistic image, and that technical skills (like the ability to paint a scene that looks as though it may have been photographed) are not the only kind of artistic skills. Some art is meant to be pretty or look like something. Other art is meant to carry a message or an idea, to provoke thought.

    Reinhart’s art is utterly genius.

    “But anyone could have done that! It doesn’t take any special skill! I could have done that!”

    Ok. Maybe you could have. But you didn’t.

    Give abstract art some respect. It’s more important than you realize.

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    Originally posted by boldlygiffing

    Concept and the audiences interpretation is just as important as technical ability in a lot of peices.

    I remember this one time I went to the museum of modern art in Sydney with my mother and in the foyer was this enormous wall sized canvas made up of hundreds of squares of seemingly random colours. My mum always does the “you could do so much better I can’t beleive that got into a gallery” schtic and we walked past and looked at rhe rest of the gallery but that painting was on my mind.

    It bothered me that I couldn’t see a pattern in the colours but each of them HAD to have a reason. It wouldn’t be in this gallery for nothing.

    On the way out we read the artists commentary plaque and it said that the painting was a mental health journal. every day three times a day the artist painted a square in a colour corresponding to how he felt.
    Read top to bottom left to right it cataloged his emotions for 6 months.

    We stood back and saw the bright yellows and the soft pinks and saw how sometimes the calm blues faded into angry oranges and bright hot reds.
    And we saw how the further we looked along the less bright sunny colours were seen. How even the angry flaming colours turned to dark painful reds. The blues became more prominent and in the centre there was a vertical line. 9 panels entirely black

    And we knew that for three days straight he had felt so entirely helpless that he couldn’t see any colour at all.

    It was so painful to read this wall of colour knowing what it meant. Seeing someone’s descent into a depressive period like that. You walked across the room hoping to see the bright sunny yellows and leaf greens again. And after seeing those black panels you began to feel releif that something might have been even a lighter shade of grey. Because it wasn’t hopeless blackness.

    Yeah. Anyone could have painted that. But they didn’t. And it didn’t make any sense until we bothered to find out why. And then it was raw and honest and had us in tears hoping that this artist wouldn’t ever have to paint a black square again.

    I took a photo of the painting and the artists description so I would remember who he was. But a few years later I lost all my files in a hard drive crash and I haven’t ever been able to find that painting again. Even 10 years later I still remember it and I still want to know if he’s okay

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  • soloontherocks:

    reyton:

    Mark Hamill speaking to fans at Oxford Union. 

    ~*~bless this farmboy~*~

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    Source: beachdeath
    • 2 years ago
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  • flacarica:
“ flacomexicano:
“ LMAOO
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omg
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    flacarica:

    flacomexicano:

    LMAOO

    omg

    Source: memegod
    • 2 years ago
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  • mineshinn:
“ The Rising
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    mineshinn:

    The Rising 

    Source: mineshinn
    • 2 years ago
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  • queens-bees:

    okay I know that there are terrible terrible people out there but listen

    I also know that there are people who stop and smile at tiny plants growing out of sidewalk cracks, people who laugh so loud they snort, people who compliment others randomly, people who take pictures of their friends because they love seeing their friends happy, people who ramble about things that they’re passionate about, people who blush and stutter, people who are kind, people who are warm, people who love and love and love and love.

    (via pesmenos)

    Source: queensbees
    • 2 years ago
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